Sorry men but I must go here. I am sure many women; mothers, girlfriends and wives alike wonder what it is that causes men to shartle.
Without going into graphic detail most know what a shartle is. For those who are confused – Ladies it is when you pick your mans jockeys up by the corners and hold them arms distance as you run them to the laundry room.
What is up men? I know your mothers taught you how to wipe properly, or did they? Is it a man thing that when you feel the need to pass gas you “push” extra hard to make sure you get the most relief?
I am at a loss. All I know is my panties have never experienced the shame of a shartle. I would worry I smelled of ass if I walked around all day knowing I had basically left a partial load in my drawers.
So from all of the women in your life who have the illuminating task of doing your laundry – try wiping better, don’t worry how manly your farts smell or sound and most importantly if you know you have shartle drawers do your own damn laundry!