How many women have ever looked at a man in amazement as he is staring you in the eye lying. I am talking stupid lies. “No honey I have not had a drink.” Meanwhile he is slurring and smells like a brewery. How stupid do you think I am? If you try to reason with him an inane argument erupts. Somehow it ends up to where it is your fault. What the fuck. Seriously, there is nothing more irritating than a man lying. I have not met one who did not need lying lessons. So ladies here is some sage advice from my husbands mother; nod and smile. You can think anything as you nod and you will avoid an argument about the stupid lie he is trying to sell as you smile.
Cheers
Marlene
I learned that one early in marriage but…..how much trivial lying does one have to take? Sometimes I just want truth and accuracy – it’s really not that much to expect.
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Isn’t that the truth!!
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*GASP* Human beings can lie?! How long did it take you to figure that out?
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To long obviously!! I find men are worse at it than women just an observation of mine☺️
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Yes, yes, yes! Early on I would feel so vindicated to prove to him that I caught him in a lie only to have him turn the tables on me as soon as we was caught and call me a controlling bitch that had emasculated him.
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You will never win. The old saying the best defense is a good offense holds true. I have found it best (I too have caught a man lying and next thing I knew it was all my fault) to follow the “nod and smile” advise because what good is it going to do to press the issue except to escalate a situation that can be calmed by a smile😉. Thank you so much for sharing!
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